"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
04/30/2015 at 12:05 • Filed to: None
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"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
04/30/2015 at 12:05 • Filed to: None | 4
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A non-carperson friend posted this on FB. It’s so bad that even she was all “”WTF?!” Do not view unless you want your gears grinded. You’ve been warned.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/re…
Tohru
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:08 |
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Clearly, John Pearley Huffman is the stupidest individual to ever walk the face of the Earth.
BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:08 |
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This guy doesn’t like American cars it seems.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:09 |
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Now I will admit there are plenty of ugly cars on that list but...XJ-S? Brickland? Lagonda! oh hell no.
Alex B
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:10 |
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Slide show format is THE WORST.
uofime
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:10 |
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eh, I don't especially disagree with many of their choices, but you know if you stare at ugly long enough you decide to call it unique and a lot of people find unique desirable.
Nibbles
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:11 |
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My top score is 80. I just couldn’t go past the XJS; anyone who considers that ugly should have their sense of beauty removed.
E. Julius
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:11 |
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Gears sufficiently ground.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:12 |
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'59 Buick Electra?!?!
'59 Ford Fairlane?!?!
'77 Dodge Charger?!?!
'76 Jag XJ-S?!?!
...this guy is insane. Clinically insane.
About 35 out of the 100 are AWESOME looking. another 55 are so middle of the road it's really hard to make any sort of call.
"The 10 most hideous cars, mixed with some average and some great" doesn't have much of a ring I guess.
505Turbeaux
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:13 |
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sees MSN, knows it is junk but still clicks. Cover image is this. Don’t need to go any further to know I would be incensed
misfitmascots
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:13 |
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I agree with about 70 of them
Gamecat235
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:13 |
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262C? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Fucking clickbait shit...
Twism
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:14 |
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Electra? WTF
Chrysler Imperial? That thing was 90’s hot.
XJ-S?!!?
Allright, fuck this I’m not going any farther.
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VOLVO 262C!!!!
I hate MSN Auto with a passion.
Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:16 |
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I love the Ford Anglia, that alone makes me disagree with this list.
Also why is the Davis Divan on there? Did they confuse ugly with interesting?
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:18 |
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Nice trip down Memory Lane.
TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:19 |
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59 Ford? Buick Electra? The fuck is this person smoking?
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Alex B
04/30/2015 at 12:21 |
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BUT 100 CLICKS YO
Racescort666
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:22 |
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Our very own Patrick George is a warrior of automotive justice: http://jalopnik.com/read-john-pear…
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> misfitmascots
04/30/2015 at 12:22 |
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I agree with about 10. Another 50 could go either way. Fill in the blanks
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:28 |
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I saw the “Jarod Rose goes on murderous rampage” entry. BRB getting popcorn.
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/30/2015 at 12:30 |
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I too intended to express outrage and I have only gotten to the Buick Electra.
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
04/30/2015 at 12:32 |
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It gets worse.
Agrajag
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:35 |
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After the first 3 I grew more and more enraged.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
04/30/2015 at 12:36 |
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This guy doesn’t like
good
cars it seems.
FTFY
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:37 |
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100 clicks later, after seeing many beautiful 60s iron icons and several unique and gorgeous Euro market cars all I can say is: Ho dare you MSN?1 You’re not even a reputable website, Jezebel gets more hourly unique clicks than you.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:40 |
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MERCURY FREAKING TURNPIKE CRUISER?????
BUICK ELECTRA????
262C????
hoW DAREEEEEE
//banshee screech
Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:41 |
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I stopped reading when he put the ‘59 Electra on that list. WTF??????
EDIT: Kept reading. Proceeded to throw my phone on the ground when they said the Olds Omega was ugly.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:53 |
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MrDakka
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:54 |
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Author clearly isn't oppo. Half of the those cars I wouldn't mind driving as DD and a third out of that half, I would absolutely love to drive, especially that XJ-S.
AND #1 is the Lambo Veneno?!?! The most exclusive and expensive lambo, the epitome of everything Lamborghini stands for is your number 1 ugliest car? Dafuq
Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 12:56 |
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The first 6 were spot on.....
My citroen won't start
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 13:00 |
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JAGUAR XJS
VOLVO 262C
CITROEN 2CV
THE LAGONDA
CAMARGUE
TATRA
my gears were grinded.
StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 13:19 |
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a ‘59 Coronet? Come on now.
Packard Hawk? Nope.
Plymouth Fury’s????? WTF!
Bricklin???? Good god.
I mean, a lot on that list yes, but not all.
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Brian, The Life of
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/30/2015 at 13:19 |
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INORITE?!
Rock Bottom
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 13:25 |
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As luck would have it, I recently instrumented the author of this list and this is what I measured.
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Brian, The Life of
> Rock Bottom
04/30/2015 at 13:27 |
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“Full Retard”
That explains everything.
Funktheduck
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 13:32 |
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“Let’s make a list of cars that are dated in looks today but were perfectly acceptable and liked in their time”
“Sounds like a great idea. I can even list the same car multiple times like those from GM because they have different badges”
“Don’t forget to put it in a really obnoxious format”
“Yes Sir”
MultiplaOrgasms
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 13:37 |
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This guy seems to have a special hatred for Chryslers. I disagree with a shitload of his choices. No further comment *hints at display name*
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 14:08 |
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Pretty much every 50’s car on that list does not belong. Also, the BRAT is beautiful, I don’t car what a list says.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 14:38 |
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A XJ-S V12 Coupe
catkam623 misses his 944
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 14:59 |
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I did not agree with that list in the slightest especially in the case of the 262C but I had to say that Veneno as spot #1 just confused me. I have no problem with this.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 15:58 |
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Let’s all congratulate “John Pearley Huffman” on his “100 clicks!” click-bait garbage.
Seriously if I had to produce garbage like this because I needed the money and journalism is tough, I’d want it published under a pseudonym.
And this guy has a history of writing garbage:
http://jalopnik.com/read-john-pear…
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Brian, The Life of
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/30/2015 at 16:00 |
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If by “congratulate” you mean “throw him a blanket party,” count me in!
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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Brian, The Life of
04/30/2015 at 16:06 |
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Yep... and I’m sure Matt Hardigree would want in on that too (see the link I updated my post with).